hiddlesdowney:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

oh my lord

I saw The Avengers again today so I can remember the voices pretty clearly, that immediately makes this post much funnier! 

hiddlesdowney:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

oh my lord

I saw The Avengers again today so I can remember the voices pretty clearly, that immediately makes this post much funnier! 

(via ohnoballoons)

just-random-fax:

During an interview on “The Daily Show” Jon Stewart asked Lucas about the planted Obi Wan grew up on.
George Lucas laughed and then jokingly said “Planet Stewjon”
though he was kidding at the time, Lucas later made it official Star Wars canon. 
He’s George Lucas. He can do that.

Someone should be hired just to tell George “no” when he does stuff like this…if you disagree I turn your attention to the recent re-re-mastering of the Original Trilogy.

just-random-fax:

During an interview on “The Daily Show” Jon Stewart asked Lucas about the planted Obi Wan grew up on.

George Lucas laughed and then jokingly said “Planet Stewjon”

though he was kidding at the time, Lucas later made it official Star Wars canon. 

He’s George Lucas. He can do that.

Someone should be hired just to tell George “no” when he does stuff like this…if you disagree I turn your attention to the recent re-re-mastering of the Original Trilogy.

(via angrydrumfill)

tinker-timelord-detective-doctor:

jupitereyed:

paypermint:

bennyslegs:

msbunbury:

brotherhood of the traveling shirt of sex.

These people are quickly making purple my favorite color.

i used to dislike the colour purple

honestly

You forgot some people.

And let’s not forget this one!

Purple shirt of sex masterpost is the best post on tumblr, come at me. 

(via lovenotes333)

erosum:

Feminist Frequency - Tropes vs. Women: #1 The Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Ive personally never noticed this before, maybe its because I’m too busy enjoying the films rather than analysing the character Archetype. Its interesting and definitely a valid point. Though I couldn’t hep but think, the main female characters in films such as 500 Days of Summer and The Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind, are vital to the story as a whole, and are interesting and relatable, not just there to be the “Inspiration to the troubled and tortured man”. In what way are the female characters not “real” people? (aside from the fact that they’re fictional characters) Zooey Deschanel’s character in 500 DOS was far more interesting to me than Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s she actually had more of a personality. Also as far back as humans have been human, women been care givers, they’re better at empathising and identifying emotions therefore making the better at dealing with the emotions of others. 

(via ellehcor7111)

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.

  • Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
  • Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
  • LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
  • Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
  • Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
  • Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
  • Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
  • Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
  • Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
  • Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
  • If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.
once-motherfucking-ler:

captaincondom:

lokis-bum:

doubleadrivel:

the-whip-hand:

mrlong-leggedmacdaddy:

theneighbourhoodsuperhero:

lifeisliterallylimited:

My new favourite meme, I’m going to photo reply with this every time I see a Brit posting about the “hot” weather.

lol omg

but its so bloody hot. i want to punch someone.

It is hot. Very hot.

How the FUCK did I survive FOUR years in Dallas? Srsly y’all.
Oh yeah, they have a little thing called AIR CONDITIONING over there…

Well it is abnormally hot for Britain

It’s so hot I was wearing less than five layers of clothing jesus

Its so fucking hot i exposed my skin to the sun today

bearing in mind we have rain here about 200 days out of the year and the temperature is around -5 to 10 degrees most of the time. 27 degrees is practically tropical. 

once-motherfucking-ler:

captaincondom:

lokis-bum:

doubleadrivel:

the-whip-hand:

mrlong-leggedmacdaddy:

theneighbourhoodsuperhero:

lifeisliterallylimited:

My new favourite meme, I’m going to photo reply with this every time I see a Brit posting about the “hot” weather.

lol omg

but its so bloody hot. i want to punch someone.

It is hot. Very hot.

How the FUCK did I survive FOUR years in Dallas? Srsly y’all.

Oh yeah, they have a little thing called AIR CONDITIONING over there…

Well it is abnormally hot for Britain

It’s so hot I was wearing less than five layers of clothing jesus

Its so fucking hot i exposed my skin to the sun today

bearing in mind we have rain here about 200 days out of the year and the temperature is around -5 to 10 degrees most of the time. 27 degrees is practically tropical. 

(via jenniesaurus)

(via yodalize)

barackfuckingobama:

stravaganza:

Necessary.

i honestly think i need to continue FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

Follow @yogiduggan